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The Worst Snowboard Jump…
I can’t get this out of my head, and if you are a resort I beg you to never build a snowboard jump like this. I took this picture while I was riding with some friends at my home town resort. Everything about this jump is wrong and dangerous.
Do you want to know where injuries come from? Do you want to know why the insurance is high? Do you know having a kicker that is 5 feet wide, 30 feet long, with a sketchy take off and a landing that mimics the sinking titanic is a bad idea? Well it is time to wake up and move into the 20th century.
Lets face it. If you are a resort in the Midwest, and you don’t have a killer park; you are falling behind. People can only slide down the 500 feet of vertical on the same blown snow for so long before they look for something else to do. I don’t even want to talk about the absolute increase in park type riding that has been taking place in the last 5 years. How can’t you see it? Did you see the Olyimpics? Have you watched commercials? Have you ever rode through your own park?

Alright maybe I shouldn’t be upset or thinking about this as much as I am. Maybe I should have made it into a fun obstacle no matter what? Maybe I should have stopped and fixed it. All I know is that this article is not about me. It’s about our kids, our families, our friends, it’s about having fun, and it’s about providing a safe environment to those who come and love to ride. That’s what keeps you open.
So home town resort, thank you for taking a stab at a park. But if you are going to have this type of terrain please shut it down, fix it, or get rid of it. I only wish I would have taken pictures of the flat to down box that I backside board slid. I guess I had to find out the hard way that the beginning of the down box was higher than the end of the flat box. Thanks for that!
Get your heads out of the gutter. If you are going to build something, build it. Don’t half ass it and then give me the excuse that you don’t have a park crew that day. You were open. You had people working, and if you are going to have a terrain park you better have someone from your park crew there. The only thing that I can hope for is that your crew was out riding at another resort learning how to build a jump and maintain it.
Midwest resorts, and resorts around the world… let this be your wake up call. If you need help building your parks, I know some guys who can help you out. Check out people like Board Sport Terrain Design or Planet Snow. They will both hook you up. For those who have sketchy obstacles, please give your park a makeover. The people will be happier, more of them will come, and your wallet will plump. For my home town resort, Coffee Mill, you know this is your jump, your lucky I have been coming there for years and that I will be back again.
You can check out more pics of the jump below, and I warn everyone to scope out the jumps before you hit them. It will save you from injury, guarantee you more days on your board, and if you don’t like something about the obstacles, please let someone at the resort know so the next person doesn’t get hurt.


Has anyone else witnessed something like this? If so, lets get it fixed so we can all have fun and Board the Midwest All Day, Everyday safely.